Perfection takes time

When I was a kid I refused learning the clock. I had a digital watch and my theory was that if I, a nobody little shit kid in a small shithole town have a digital watch now, certainly the whole world will when I grow up. So why should I learn something as obsolete as telling time from a traditional clock? I rather learn something useful, like flying. I was so convinced I actually thought they would replace the clocks on church towers with digital ones...

I also had a similar theory about maths. Why did I have to waste life, sitting in the classroom learning maths when there are calculators? Besides, it's just a religion, 1+1 is only 2 if you believe it is but in reality it may just as well be 5 or a chicken. No matter what my teachers said I had made up my mind, I was a matheist... bad for grades, good for drawing.

But yeah guess what, my phone shows time in digits AND has a calculator so ha!